It's a (belated) Christmas miracle!
My blog is back!
What happenned, you all asked. Well, Google has robots surfing the interwebs and those robots also surf Blogger.com (which belongs to Google). They help the interwebs get rid of the scum, so they delete spam blogs.
I got flagged as a spam blog. It's called a false positive. It was a long tedious process getting the blog back, and I'm considering moving it elsewhere, but at least it's back.
Ooh I have so many things to blog about...