Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Moving day

So that awkward moment where you realize you have no idea where your sex toys are in your new condo.

You fully remember packing them.  God oh god where are they.  I just need the largest one between the tender lips of my wet cunt right now.

Going through all the rooms of your new place naked, almost in panic, at 2 am wasn't how I pictured spending my night.

May be I should just get an on call fuck buddy instead or rummaging for dildos.