Friday, 11 December 2009

A countdown of the last dates I had.

I was browsing a dating site earlier today, OKCUPID not to name it, and I was thinking of the last dates I had with guys I met there.

So here's a countdown in reverse chronological order!

- Very awkward date, he was obviously nervous and we had very little in common. At the end of the date he doesn't make any moves, but later tells me online that he'd love to fuck me. I accept, cause I don't care about the guy but I sure wouldn't mind fucking. I don't hear from him and he dissapears completely shortly after.

- Weird date again. Had coffee, then walked a bit, then had coffee elsewhere. Was trying to invite me over his place constantly. I paid for my own coffee too.

- Great date. We immediately had awesome chemistry. We made out like crazy teenagers and even went to the movie theater for an intense gropping session in the dark. I ended up giving him a hand job.

- Had a lot of fun at the restaurant, then at the coffee shop. We talked for hours. We ended up having foreplay all night, but no penetrative sex.

- Nice first date. We were very comfortable with each other and he made my roommate laugh a lot. We ended up fooling around in my bedroom. Got my first analingus that night.

- We had some chemistry, but not enough that I'd want to keep the guy around. But the sex was absolutely awesome and he's hung like a stallion.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm curious...what happened with "movie hand job guy"? did you see him again?

Philoslut said...

Why would you ask about him in particular?

Anonymous said...

because it's the only one with whom you really clicked with. (and no I'm not him...:) ).

Anonymous said...

if you were him you would know the answer to the question, now wouldn't you?

Philoslut said...

We dated for a few years. We're still great friends. He's the only guy I could really see myself with. He's setting the bar pretty high when it comes to dating from this point on.

flockofwords said...

Could it be that all it takes to get a date is some wit?

I suddenly feel like hundreds of sexy women have instantly become approachable.

Oh, I can feel the power rising...

Surely, I'm deluding myself. Am I?

Philoslut said...

Off course, all it takes is wit.

Since most men lack that, they try to rely on money & good looks.