Saturday, 28 November 2009

Forced orgasms

I'm a bit moody lately.

Work is a bitch, my sex lif is going nowhere, my roommates are annoying... I'm just not in a great mood lately.

I decided that I needed a solid orgasm session to get me out of this moodyness. Since I decided against sex toy shopping last night (it was raining, I'm a wuss), I had to take matter into my own hands... litterally.

Even if I wasn't in the mood at all, I forced myself to have an orgasm. I watched some hot porn on redtube and I was teasing myself slowly by playing with my very sensitive nipples.

When my pussy was getting wet at the sigh of all these bleached bimbos being used as fuck toys and getting their tiny holes stretched by huge cocks, I moved to my bed.

I rubbed my clit, slowly at first, rougher in the end, while playing with my nipple intensely. It tooks me a few moments to reach a good spot because, as I said, I just wasn't in the mood.

I had to readjust my position cause I wasn't comfortable and my mind was wandering in every directions. I finally got focused and determined enough to get there.

The little moment BEFORE you are going to squirt, to come, to have a mind blowing orgasm are awesome.

My pussy was twitching so much I had to stop touching myself cause my whole body became hypersensitive.

It was so intense that I moaned in my pillow a good 5 minutes while my body was overcoming many wonderful orgasms. I woke up this morning and this is the last thing I remembered.

So how did you spend your friday night?

Friday, 27 November 2009

Sex Toys Part Deux

I ordered a sex toy or two from my favorite go-to site for random chinese stuff,

They will take weeks to get here, so I was planning on going to the sex shop downtown near Guy tonight to buy myself a new toy. Or five.

I'm online browsing right now to see what kind of model I want.

I'm a bit uninspired to say the truth!

Monday, 23 November 2009


So I'm at this awkward stage where I can't remember the last time I had sex because it's just been so long.

I need to go sex toy shopping soon because what I have isn't enough to satisfy me fully.

I could suggest to my ex to come over on his lunch break and take me wildly on my flimsy bed (I almost wanna bed having sex on that cheap bed I got when I moved out will break it).

In the meanwhile, I'm sextoy shopping online. Should I get the jackrabbit, with all the bells and whistles or get a more subtle model?

Sunday, 22 November 2009

About dating.

So, I like it rough.

I like being thrown down on the bed, get my panties ripped from my ass and taken deep and hard.

Are you really surprised to hear this?

The problem with being single and liking it rough, it's not getting proper satisfaction sexually. When you are in a commited relationship, it sounds less weird having your partner take your ass from behind while choking you.

Or maybe it's just me.

Thing is, where am I going to find a proper sexual partner? Post an ad on craiglist? "Hi, I like to be choked and called a whore in bed". Let's see what kind of creeps I get.

Try dating nice guys until the time is right to jump in bed with them and realize that their idea of a romantic time is actually putting up roses petals all over the bedspread? I don't have time to loose my time...

Friday, 20 November 2009

Cum in my mouth baby

My ex turned me into a swallower.

We had a pretty heavy D/s relationship and he loved nothing more than to make me feed on his cum, several times a day. It was pretty yummy too, so I happily obliged.

The guy I dated before him, for more than 5 years, used to be a smoker. I swear, swallowing a smoker's cum is terrible. Think about it before you lit up your next cancer stick guys. I rarely did him this favor because of that.

There a guy I hooked up with 2 years ago (Sharpie Boy, I should mention it more as it was truly the tiniest dick I've ever seen) who was a smoker too. Same problem, gross cum.

I miss the guy I was with when I was 18 (and my boobs were still perky enough I could go without a bra, aahhh to have 18 y.o. triple Ds again...). He was drinking iced tea all the time, and would snack on green apples like his life depended on it. Yummy, yummy cum.

I think I miss cum period...

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday... to me!

Now where can I bad girl get 29 spanks around here?

Saturday, 14 November 2009

The last time

It's a bit ironic that I am still writing in this sex blog when I haven't had sex in so long.

So long that I actually stock counting now... has it been a month already? Off course I masturbated one or twice since, but still. I think my libido is on hold.

Even had a date with my ex this week and I wasn't really in the mood to suggest we finish this with handcuffs and whipped cream.

I'm hoping it's just the mix of moving out, breaking up and starting a new job within the same month that is pushing my libido so down lately.

Sometimes I think about my mother and her sexless marriage and how she must be so unhappy. I blame her bitterness and bitchyness on the lack of sex.

Hell, that could be why I'm slighty on the edge lately too. Even if I don't find myself desiring of sex in the past few weeks, doesn't mean my body doesn't need it.

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Rubber up baby

So, fresh out of a long term relationship, I find myself pondering about condoms.

I'll eventually need to take a lover or two. Which means, to err on the side of caution, I'll have to use condoms again. I hate them.

I really do. I prefer the smooth warmth of a thick cock slowly entering my moist and tight cunt to the wet slippery rubbery feeling of a condom wielding prick.

My current ex, when he was just a boytoy cause I was dating someone else, used those super thin japanese condoms. I should find that and stock up. It's the next best thing.

But nothing beats the feeling of cum in my ass.


I'm just bored lately. Asexual.

My new job is taking 100% of my brain space, I don't have time to dream or lust anymore.

Thought I find myself very horny tonight.