Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Happy VD

Safe sex. I guess I should count my blessing, I made it to 31 years old without catching any nasty diseases or infections down there.

But god, do I hate condoms. No matter how terrific the maker pretends they are, how thin and "barely there" the box claim it is, I feel someone is trying to shove a sausage wrapped in Glad up my hoo-ha.

Sometimes I think I get in relationships for the wrong reasons: I wanna skip the condoms, not share my love and my life with that someone.