So I'm at this awkward stage where I can't remember the last time I had sex because it's just been so long.
I need to go sex toy shopping soon because what I have isn't enough to satisfy me fully.
I could suggest to my ex to come over on his lunch break and take me wildly on my flimsy bed (I almost wanna bed having sex on that cheap bed I got when I moved out will break it).
In the meanwhile, I'm sextoy shopping online. Should I get the jackrabbit, with all the bells and whistles or get a more subtle model?