Monday, 23 November 2009

Celibacy

So I'm at this awkward stage where I can't remember the last time I had sex because it's just been so long.

I need to go sex toy shopping soon because what I have isn't enough to satisfy me fully.

I could suggest to my ex to come over on his lunch break and take me wildly on my flimsy bed (I almost wanna bed having sex on that cheap bed I got when I moved out will break it).

In the meanwhile, I'm sextoy shopping online. Should I get the jackrabbit, with all the bells and whistles or get a more subtle model?

2 comments:

fling said...

A real thing is always better
and is not hard to find ...

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