Sunday, 22 November 2009

About dating.

So, I like it rough.

I like being thrown down on the bed, get my panties ripped from my ass and taken deep and hard.

Are you really surprised to hear this?

The problem with being single and liking it rough, it's not getting proper satisfaction sexually. When you are in a commited relationship, it sounds less weird having your partner take your ass from behind while choking you.

Or maybe it's just me.

Thing is, where am I going to find a proper sexual partner? Post an ad on craiglist? "Hi, I like to be choked and called a whore in bed". Let's see what kind of creeps I get.

Try dating nice guys until the time is right to jump in bed with them and realize that their idea of a romantic time is actually putting up roses petals all over the bedspread? I don't have time to loose my time...

6 comments:

Fling said...

sounds great....
you don't need to post on craiglist:)
maybe I can help you :)

Alex said...

La question se pose aussi de mon point de vue :
où se trouve les filles belles, intelligentes, surtout cultivées... et qui sont aussi très vorace au lit...

disons un peu le même genre de profil sexuel que toi...

la question reste toujours sans réponse... (soupir)

philosophical slut said...

We hide behind librarian glasses and red-hair tied into a bun.

Alex said...

C'est une vraie torture ça... je vais devoir intercepter toutes les rousses sexy portant des lunettes de bibliothécaires en espérant tomber sur toi...

À moins qu'il y a un moyen plus simple d'entrer en contact. Est-ce qu'il y a un comité de sélection composé d'un jury, ou des critères spécifiques pour se qualifier et obtenir une date avec toi?

philosophical slut said...

I don't date my blog readers.

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