Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Picky Pearl Polisher Porn

Have I ever explained how my nightly ritual of looking for good porn goes?

I'm so picky when it comes to visual stimulation from a video. I go for irrealistic bodies, perfect bouncy perky breasts that couldn't possibly work with our planet's gravity, long thick erection. The type of bodies who creates complexes and self esteem problems in most people.

There also need to be the right type of fucking. I don't dig any kind of cowgirl, reverse or not, on my screen. There has to be anal. And do not fucking rub me of that initial anal penetration, the moment where you wonder if the cock will make it into the tight anus. I will get mad. Don't cheat, don't edit out that scene. I want to see the struggle, the pain, the whimper. Anal shouldn't be easy. Don't pour half a bottle of lube down that hole before the scene.

And the girl must be fucked like a whore. By 2 guys preferably. If only one, he better be on the verge of brutality.

In fact I enjoy the brazzers' Porn Star Punishment subwebsite tremendously. It's usually a perfect hit every time.

And I'm guessing this appeals to the gentlemen to have a coke up whore slowly undressing for 20 minutes before any fucking or sucking start in a video, but I don't think I could be skipping those scene fast enough.

Dirty talk. Please. And good dirty talk. Silent porn is so awkward.

2 comments:

Jon Snow said...

"And I'm guessing this appeals to the gentlemen to have a coke up whore slowly undressing for 20 minutes before any fucking or sucking start in a video"

Hell no. I can't imagine it appeals to many people at all.

J Mc said...

Here is a suggestion for you. Check out 'Insatiable' starring Asa Akira. Nearly 3 hours of brutal, depraved sex.One might feel bad for her if she wasn't enjoying everything so much. There is even a sequel that is just as good.