I truly can't remember the last time I bought condoms. A full year dry spell will do that do you.
I don't like condoms to start with, but this is a necessary protection. So I bought the thinest I could find. Two different brands. And I picked up some lube too. Because it was cherry flavored.
I don't need lube for sex. Ever. I get wet and gushing at the touch of a man.
But I need it when I masturbate. Need a wet clit to enjoy it.
So here I was standing at the cash register with a PS3, two boxes of condoms and lube.
The cashier managed to keep a straight face while wishing me to have a good evening.