So that awkward moment where you realize you have no idea where your sex toys are in your new condo.
You fully remember packing them. God oh god where are they. I just need the largest one between the tender lips of my wet cunt right now.
Going through all the rooms of your new place naked, almost in panic, at 2 am wasn't how I pictured spending my night.
May be I should just get an on call fuck buddy instead or rummaging for dildos.