Well, I recently became single. My own choice, don't worry about me.
It comes with a lack of sex. I'm not sure why we haven't had break up sex yet actually. Either way, we've been monogamous for so long that I simply don't have any booty calls numbers anymore.
No, you can't offer yourself. I'm just complaining. Ranting.
I guess I'll have to take this into my own hands, literally.
