Friday, 11 November 2011

Self Cockblocking

Sometimes I'm such a lazy slob.

My dishes are precariously overtaking any and all counter space, I have to think for a minute before I remember the colour of the carpet under the small hills of dirty clothes all over my bedroom and I haven't shave in weeks.

I'm ending up cockblocking myself instead of allowing guys to come over and have their naughty ways with me.

They will often tell me they don't mind the mess.

I do. Is there such a thing as maid-to-the-sluts?

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