Thursday, 10 June 2010

When dates go wrong.

So I'm in the middle of a "recruitment" period, so to speak, for new lovers.

It's interesting how many guys are so creepy. Men seem to think if they wave around a big cock, we'll come running to them.

As a joke, one of them said "I watched too much porn lately and I'm shocked every nigh that there is no whore that would just come and knock at my door to fuck me.".

That was off course, hilarious. But I'm sad to report some guys DO think this way.

And they seem to think cause I'm a girl and I am looking for sex, I am waiting for them on my back, spread eagle with a dildo up my cunt with a "come hither" look on my face.

I need to be friend with a guy, feel a connection before I let him be my partner for some bedroom Olympics. Chemistry is something you test online, chatting, but then you have to go through the annoyance of the first date.

Perhaps I should take note from Barney Stinson and practice the lemon law of dating?

1 comment:

Jean-Olivier Gagnon said...

I've noticed this in north american guys too. I think it's because no one talks about sex growing up (seriously) and the subject is considered taboo. They learn through pornos and become what they are as adults. I pity you my friend, I'm glad I do not have to deal with men when it comes to intimacy ;)