Pretty much everyone I know have one of those 2 moods today:
- They are in a couple and happy so they are cheerful.
- They are single so they are bitter. Screw VD.
I like calling today VD because it sounds so much like Venerial Desease. I love seeing people cringe.
So this is a post about how I am not bitter that today's VD. I rarely been single on this holiday but funnily enough, I keep turning down dates this week.
I'm just really happy spending time with the person I love the most; myself.
Hey, I'm pretty good in bed and I always make me cum! I should marry me.