Monday 7 July 2008

Public slut

Being a slut is many things, but the most fun part is definitely scoring free stuff. I'd say it takes a lifetime of mastering the pout and the cleavage perfectly enough to be able to score some free licorice while stopping to pick up a few things at a depanneur.

A well done pout, a subtle wiggle of the ample bossoms, those who go me the nickname "Buxom" and a well placed "Do you know how long it's been when I last had one in my mouth" while running your hand slowly down the package of cherry flavored licorice did the trick for me this week end.

The Boyfriend is still calling me a slut about this incident today.

2 comments:

  1. I hope that's not all he did. If I were him I would have taken you back there, had you bend over the counter giving the clerk n eyeful of your ample buxom, lifted up your skirt and spanked you while you explained to the nice clerk how sorry you are to have taken advantage of him and that you would pay him back.

    You little slut.

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  2. Now, how could the clerk resist??????????

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