Sunday, 9 March 2008


I found a cute little quote from Doroty Parker:

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.

Got me thinking of how wild and slutty I get when I'm drunk. Or how it used to turn me this way. I recently noticed that since I'm already wild and slutty in bed, as opposed to how I was before, alcool only makes me horny.

As in I'll-throw-you-on-the-bed-takes-off-your-pants-rip-off-your-boxers-and-will-ride-you-until-i-came-3-times type of horny.

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